Mothers of the World (well, Lincolnshire) Unite!

So, what do you think really upsets the mothers of Lincolnshire; the ongoing, seemingly irreconcilable conflict in Afganistan? The botched global response to natural disasters? The increasing inequality gap between Britain's rich and poor? Of course not, silly- It's people leaving dirty clothes next to the washing basket. This bombshell came from a survey on a website which my favourite local newspaper, the Lincolnshire Echo, cut-and-pasted into their paper today. I think I can say that with confidence as there is no way nos. 5 and 17 on the list would ever have passed a sub editor's desk. Woops.

Oh, and number 49, wonky rug? Wonky rug? No idea.